Thursday, December 2, 2010

wespeak

co-pursing (inadvisable)

car-pursing (run)

nutwhacking (not fair to nuts nor bathtubs, hopefully outgrown by age eight)

cami-whore (if i live to be 100 i will never wear all these camis. fuck you old navy. god they're amazing though.)

nevergettacuddle
(gimmeeyou)

ihasbraindeath (it's not my fault)

there are these things called africa (three hours of yo gabba gabba when you're 32)

bitchface (self. explan. a. tory.)

that's fat (when there's a dish of butter on your bed, along with dinner.)

my vagina's not a clown car
(discussing the duggars)

but what are we gonna do about sugar?
(all roads lead to dessert. see that's fat.)

hell of (all-purpose unit of measurement, strictly in dialogue.)

too active (when any sound, smell, question, or situation feels fatal.)

grandeicedamericanoinaventicuplighticewiththerestoftheroomcream,andanicedsoycarmelmacchiatoinaventicupwiththerestoftheroomsoywithextracarmel repeat 13 times (how to kill a starbucks barista)

rugburn (that which offends your senses. an outfit, a name, a comforter, an idea...)

"what?" (the most brilliant response to saying or doing ANYTHING and getting away with it.)

but i am le tired (so have a nap then fire ze missiles.)

salad (any voice, gesture, or presentation that is weak, thready, and/or uncomfortable in an irresistible way.)

4 comments:

Mesina said...

omg. I love wespeak. Now I'm gonna go out and force strangers to endure my new lingo!

ihasbraindeath. Totally.

bazanna said...

*snort* nutwhacking!

owlishly said...

What are you talking about? I love co-pursing. You could rent out space in your purse yo.

Now car-pursing? That's fat.

Salad will forever be a favorite as well as nevergettacuddle. Thanks Khloe.

Dana said...

I feel enlightened. This is awesome.