when the cat's away, the mice cook their own damned lunch

Obviously I don't cook or I wouldn't be beaming like a Kindergartener holding up a finger paint masterpiece. But I made my own lunch today, all allergy-friendly, even using the zucchini Todd was certain would go to waste, like most other things I ask him to buy. Bean burrito in an uncooked tortilla, five shreds of cheese, salsa, and avocado, with the aforementioned zucchini on the side. The real coup though? I did this while home alone! As most of you know, this is typically a recipe for mental disaster, but today, it was a recipe for burritos: